The Professor

The Professor

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18 hours ago @ Atomic Toasters - Golden Gate Bridge Cel... · 1 reply · +1 points

Nice article Sparky. They actually flattened out the center span in 1987? That's one helluva lot of meat on the bridge. Or maybe lard?
Have fun at the festivities, but I think I'll give the area a wide berth, it's not a good place for someone with a touch of agoraphobia.

23 hours ago @ Atomic Toasters - A New and Accurate Map... · 1 reply · +4 points

Now that's insulting.

/don't sit in that chair I used for today's Vintage Celluloid, people won't be able to find you....

23 hours ago @ Atomic Toasters - A New and Accurate Map... · 3 replies · +2 points

Yeah, yeah, I gotcher ice skatin' bums and yer weird sammichs right here...

1 day ago @ Atomic Toasters - A New and Accurate Map... · 5 replies · +3 points

Their colors nor their fans...

1 day ago @ Atomic Toasters - A New and Accurate Map... · 0 replies · +1 points

I never got to see Smith play, but I've read stories about him and he must have been quite a character on the ice. He sounds a little like Ed Belfour, but I don't want to insult Smith.

1 day ago @ Atomic Toasters - User Input: 8-Bit Nost... · 6 replies · +2 points

Bah, none of those things ever had a decent game like pinochle on them.

1 day ago @ Atomic Toasters - A New and Accurate Map... · 3 replies · +4 points

I hear Marty Brodeur got punched in the face the other day. Maybe he's finding his inner Patrick Roy...

2 days ago @ Atomic Toasters - User Input: Trolling 101 · 1 reply · +1 points

I wonder how long it will take for North Korea to collapse from within? States like that can last for a very long time.

2 days ago @ Atomic Toasters - User Input: Trolling 101 · 0 replies · +7 points

You beat me to it.

/Or any US presidential campaign since George Washington

2 days ago @ Atomic Toasters - Startup: Slinky on a T... · 1 reply · +6 points

Bah, the treadmill didn't explode in a massive electrical discharge, hurling treadmill and slinky shrapnel at you and setting your clothes on fire. Again. The fire and police departments didn't get involved and ask nosy questions. Again. And a DOD investigation squad didn't knock down your door at 3:00AM and accidentally put a bullet through your ceiling that you just had repaired from their last visit.
What are you complaining about?