Nice article Sparky. They actually flattened out the center span in 1987? That's one helluva lot of meat on the bridge. Or maybe lard?
Have fun at the festivities, but I think I'll give the area a wide berth, it's not a good place for someone with a touch of agoraphobia.

Now that's insulting.

/don't sit in that chair I used for today's Vintage Celluloid, people won't be able to find you....

Yeah, yeah, I gotcher ice skatin' bums and yer weird sammichs right here...

Their colors nor their fans...

I never got to see Smith play, but I've read stories about him and he must have been quite a character on the ice. He sounds a little like Ed Belfour, but I don't want to insult Smith.

Bah, none of those things ever had a decent game like pinochle on them.

I hear Marty Brodeur got punched in the face the other day. Maybe he's finding his inner Patrick Roy...

I wonder how long it will take for North Korea to collapse from within? States like that can last for a very long time.

You beat me to it.

/Or any US presidential campaign since George Washington

Bah, the treadmill didn't explode in a massive electrical discharge, hurling treadmill and slinky shrapnel at you and setting your clothes on fire. Again. The fire and police departments didn't get involved and ask nosy questions. Again. And a DOD investigation squad didn't knock down your door at 3:00AM and accidentally put a bullet through your ceiling that you just had repaired from their last visit.
What are you complaining about?