Gah those puppets are so vulgar. lol ive seen this before. Still amazing.

Im a 23 year old dude. Video game tester for EA Mobile. Musician for well over 12 years: Upright bass player, Guitar player, Drummer, Songwriter and Lyricist. You can hear me play and sing at www.myspace.com/cynaliticalsound. Ive also done a little bit of acting. You can see me in a very 'campy' horror short film my brother made called "Devil's Canyon" on youtube. I die in it (Hooray! :D) murdered brutally by an axeman. You can find that at www.youtube.com/kingdavidis. Im a hardcore gamer and consider myself to be a philosopher, studying life and the nature of human existence and interaction. I have an overactive imagination and if my parents were more involved in my life, Im pretty sure they wouldve taken me to a doctor a long time ago who wouldve diagnosed me with some kind of attention disorder like you have. I occasionally have insomnia too. I eventually want to entertain people for a living, but not all of us can be so lucky. Im a very talkative person and I enjoy having funny conversations about serious things. I talked with you on BlogTV a while ago. Thanks for asking.

-Cynalitical

hahaha man I love that phrase: "goofy lookin' bastards". its poetry.
My answer: Im totally burnt on talking about Obama; but yeah its totally fucked what kind of pull the major communication network companies have, although not suprising. Obama is going to fuck up plenty more in the years to come, someone better tell all of these idiots who think they won a new car or the lottery when he got elected. Hes our president, All of ours. And there are gonna be alot of decisions he is going to make, some of which some people will agree with, and others wont. Just like all the other presidents before him. But I wouldnt say hes the black bush, I mean, at least he cant put words together to form sentences.

-cynalitical

your name is philip defranco, and you just got shot in the sack-shielding hand with a paintball by your girlfriend.

I really oughta start smoking AFTER I reply, ..way too many errors up there. Anyway just wanted to add this video is one of my favorites. Critical thinking ftw.

I think my answer is that I am an ambitious realist. The nature of my perspective is something i base my entire existence on, its hard to say wether or not I am positive since there are good things and bad things about my life. I'd have to say that i without a doubt hold a balance of feeling both positive enough to grow and change my life for the better, and maintaining the grim realism that some of the distractions involved with having fun and enjoying my life strays me increasingly further from achieving anything. Its a constant struggle to maintain happiness in our generation. Thats my opinion. Collectively I feel very positive. Like there are so many fuckin people on this planet that, yeah.. once in a while youre gonna bump into someone thats alot like yourself. That keeps me motivated to some degree knowing how different and yet similar some people are. Feeling negative can mean all kinds of things, but generally speaking I dont think anyone should ever feel that they are a negative person for any reason. Wether they know it or not they scream naivety in admitting so and only worsen not only their own chance of growing into someone great, but also further devalues our society as a whole.

-cynalitical

Did you guys play any Left4Dead together? you should've!

whoa thats awesome. Im sure that was a fun party to be at

Julie huh. damn.. Holla back.

Ahh yes. Shame.

1. I drink excessively. Then wake up and feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world, think about the things I may have done and said, then react convulsively to my own stupidity by having short outbursts where I call myself names like I have turrets syndrome.

2. Go out drinking again.