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2 days ago @ Wonkville - If you can't trust Tre... · 0 replies · +2 points

You can trust him to act like an asshole.

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Peggy Noonan Drinks In... · 0 replies · +4 points

I hope next week's GOP debate is released on DVD. Comedy gold!

6 days ago @ Wonkville - Escort Shoots Violent ... · 0 replies · +5 points

See? All it takes is a good whore with a gun.

6 days ago @ Wonkville - Introducing the Twinkl... · 0 replies · +5 points

I have a hard enough time trying to keep them from sleeping on my keyboard to tart up creatures who will have that thing off and placed where your feet hit the floor in the middle of the night.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Wahsilly - A Grifting ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Sarah flew to New York in February for a brief appearance on Saturday Night Live's Anniversary Special. I can't figure out the exact airfare from the FEC report, but there is a stay at the Waldorf Astoria in NY at that time with a bill of $4,562! Along with this, there's a limo charge of $3,854! Assuming the airfare was at least $1,500, would bring the total cost of this trip to over $10,000.
Live like a One-Percenter whilst braying like the common herd.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - DOK!!11!11!!!! · 0 replies · +1 points

Dok, is there a subset of the furries who dress up in pony costumes?

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Fluffiest Wedding Ever · 0 replies · +5 points

Oh, I thought this was some bestiality thing. Sorry.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Peace in our time? Not... · 0 replies · +6 points

Why bother with diplomacy when your paymasters want constant, contracted-out (no bid!) third world mayhem. The world may not 'be flat' but large parts of it are being made unfit for larger lifeforms including children.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - 'My sweetheart, goodby... · 1 reply · +3 points

I'm not speaking for all of my boomer generation but I feel like I couldn't have that strength and fortitude that kept them both alive so long. Different people in a different world.

Plus we boomers will probably be whiny geriatrics, I know it.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - They Still Make Hamms? · 0 replies · +3 points

That's it! I'd rather have a Fat Tire though. Or a Aventinus if someone else is buying.