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chascates

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15 hours ago @ Wonkette - Our Man In Havana · 0 replies · +3 points

Excellent, dear lady! More than a century ago some Americans thought we should invade Cuba and make it an American state. They dodged a bullet.
I took a series of classes on cocktails and the history of drink. We were treated to a presentation by a shill for the Bacardi corporation and received a book on their illustrious history and travails with the rebels.
I’ve been a blue collar worker all of my life, never having made even $30,000 a year. Now, at 60, I have no savings or health insurance. I’m pretty sure I would be better off with Cuba’s healthcare even if I had to live on rice and beans. If I worked as a cigar roller I could smoke while I worked and take a couple home. Do they still have readers who entertain the rollers while they work? That’s how Samuel Gompers got his start.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - Hey What Happened To M... · 4 replies · +5 points

So will we be able to post pictures and graphics?

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - Fidel Castro Is Your N... · 1 reply · +2 points

I've read that even in Cuba the only guaranteed articles are in the factory stores. And I wonder about places like Holt's and Cigar International that feature 'overruns' or 'cosmetically blemished' cigars. Especially any that have the band saying "Dog Rocket" or "Cannon Fuse".

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - Fidel Castro Is Your N... · 7 replies · +11 points

You can buy Cuban cigars in Canada and Mexico why not here? And nothing beats a good cigar (Macanudo Duke of Devon for me) after getting high.

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Bay Area Cop Threatens... · 5 replies · +39 points

We need to have a police force to protect us from the existing police force.

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +7 points

OMG. I'm gobsmacked, but also intrigued. I didn't see any trailers made from a pickup bed.

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +4 points

I caught norovirus from visiting friends whose toddler had just got over it. The virus can live for weeks apparently on surfaces. The parents and son both had a couple of days with some distress but my version consisted of several days of simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea. Fortunately my toilet was next to the bathtub so I was able to vomit into the tub while I shat in the commode. Children are just walking vectors of disease.

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Jesus Has A Whole New ... · 0 replies · +16 points

And by 'mentoring' I assume he means 'indoctrinating'.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Sundays with the Chris... · 0 replies · +10 points

Letters from the Earth should be required reading for all high school students.

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 6 replies · +13 points

I heard on NPR there is an estimated 50,000 Irish illegally in this country. Are they taking jobs we Americans wouldn't do? Professional drunk, potato digger, or Leprechaun trainer?