I remember an old movie about the Chinese building a tunnel under the Pacific to attack us. I think the ending had us blowing up the tunnel with a nuclear weapon. They even watch our movies.

A little change - "The Democrats will sell us the weapons plans that we will use to blackmail them."

Brown shorts and yellow tights? How did he get Castro's sleepy-time wear?

Well, he is better than everyone else...just ask him. Democrats - Thieves (politicians, lawyers) Thugs (old media, liberal judges, unions), Thralls (college students, campaign volunteers, government employees) and Thickheads (college instructors, socialists).

Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol-Pot etc... brought their people "economic and political transformation". They also brought massive death. What a good little nazi she is. She wants all those "other" people to go away forever so she can skip barefoot down a dusty trail with her bonnet on, wearing a sun dress made of hemp in front of her cottage with the white picket fence never having to worry about the neighbor's crabgrass because she has no neighbors. All those evil factories and corporations are gone. And everyone dies at 35. Well, almost everyone. The really smart and righteous people like her would live on because...well...they're just better than everyone else.