Father Duffy walked into Corby's with a ND football player on his head. When Father Duffy walked up to the bar, the football player said to the bartender, "Will you get this guy off my a**?"

The city, county or state should not be shelling any monies out for this position. If the area churches want to pick up the tab, that would be fine. Government money should not be spent on anything except secular concerns.

■tears at the fabric of society,
■contributes to the breakdown of the family unit,
■leads to the spread of dangerous, communicable diseases, and
■is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our country’s founders, and shared by the majority of Texans.

The above would, I believe, apply to anyone who cheats and lies to their partner, regardless of sexual orientation. It seems that the Texas GOP believes that gay individuals are magical creatures who have the somehow mystical ability to influence non-gay individuals. I would like the Texas GOP to reveal to me the exact mechanics of this process.

Well, that's the Elkhart Police for ya. On the old TV show, Dragnet< Det. Joe Friday always used to say, "Just the facts, mam."

Now the lazy pups won't even do that anymore.