alluson

alluson

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1 week ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

I have an aunt who can't keep her mouth fucking shut to save her life. My dad has four siblings and every time they have made decisions about my grandmother's care, they have had siblings-only family meetings, no spouses. It feels like its deliberate to ensure she can't meddle in shit she has no business being in.

Anyway, I FEEL YA STRONGLY.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

Probably will not be many exciting updates on my end because my BFF has a heart of gold and does not unnecessarily gossip. I don't know how we've survived together the last 20 years.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I am nostalgic for my college years because it was such a magical time of not-quite-adulthood, and I just had a lot of fun with my friends, all the time. I miss the brash confidence that comes with being 20 years old and the feeling that I could conquer the world. Now I'm just too tired.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Ned is also a schlub who married (or in this case, cohabitated) up.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Every culture and langauge has a version of "bless your heart."

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 2 replies · +8 points

I do think she and her kids will be better off without him, but damn. What a schmuck.

WHY DO I TALK LIKE A YIDDISH BUBBE FROM BROOKLYN.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 0 replies · +7 points

I went to high school with him. He's a schlub who married up.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Rest Of The Week Open ... · 10 replies · +16 points

IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER?

My BFF's BFF's husband just left her on Saturday and told her he's "SEEING SOMEONE."

They moved from NY to FL for his job a few years ago, just moved into their CUSTOM BUILT MCMANSION. He is apparently off his meds and drinking heavily. Three kids, oldest one with a fairly serious medical condition.

I sincerely hope she takes him for every penny he has.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

That's so fun.

Don't forget your Advil and heating pad.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 4 replies · +5 points

You're so smart. What is this even for?!

DOGS?! WHAT DID WE SIGN UP FOR