Alff

Alff

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1 day ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- Sciss... · 0 replies · +1 points

When the plastic(!) cog in my Spider's factory jack gave up, I replaced the jack with a fairly beefy scissor jack I found at a garage sale. It must have come out of something heavy - it's become my favored jack when my trolleys are otherwise occupied.

I've got a bumper jack for the Ford. That sucker is scary enough that I'll only use it when I have no other options.

3 days ago @ Hooniverse - Encyclopedia Hoonatica... · 1 reply · +5 points

Dood, that's just rood. You might as well blow Pete off for a lunch date.

3 days ago @ Hooniverse - Project Civic Si(gh): ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Don't ask me. I've never regretted buying a vehicle but I have regretted selling many.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - First Drive: 2015 Niss... · 0 replies · +2 points

Am I the only one who looks at this and thinks, "That would look sweet as a two door convertible."?

In all seriousness, this design is an improvement ... in a category that I doubt I'll ever embrace. No matter, I'm not the target market for it.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions – T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Dang, I should have remembered that!

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions – T... · 2 replies · +1 points

I would expect someone with a stage name like that to look ... different.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions – T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Three of my favorite things. Thanks, you two!

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - HCOTY Nominee: The car... · 1 reply · +4 points

With this nomination you have lowered the bar for HCOTY or, based on an examination of my vehicles, introduced a handful of new requirements. These would include dodgy wiring, rust perforations, wobbly differentials and gobs of character. Works for me.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Reddit Poll Reveals th... · 0 replies · +3 points

Just one. That guy is F***ing COOL!

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Reddit Poll Reveals th... · 0 replies · +7 points

Maybe it's because it looked cooler than it drove, or because, as a result of its novelty, EVERYBODY bought one for their MIL. My only beef with them are the guys to raid the bargain bin at Pep Boys to "dress them up". Certainly not my most hated car. That's reserved for the Toyota Corolla S. S stands for "Speed limit in left lane".