Actually now that I see what you asked for I guess my version of the text at the end would be "Oh crap, today is Wednesdy, I have to change."

I have what is, by web-comic artist standards, what is probably a fairly normal job. I can still relate to this so well. I'm a college professor. That means two or three days each week I work in snappy dress clothes. I don't have to wear a tie, but I have to wear clothes that would look right with a tie if I added one. The rest of the time I'm doing research on my computer at home and boxer shorts is about as far as I get.