Warwhatgoodfor

Warwhatgoodfor

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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Shooting People: So Ho... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hate to say it, but: downside? Somebody had to do it.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Shooting People: So Ho... · 0 replies · +1 points

Where is Walter Cronkite when you really need him? "And now, film from the latest massacre of 207 non-combatants at the Jubal T Cornpone grade school in Dumbfuckistan Alabama. Some video may be so graphic you will want to record it to watch a dozen times more". That would do it.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Shooting People: So Ho... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well of course. It's Nielson ratings would be off the chart, and it would be signed for a three year contract on the spot. New idea each week, you know, massacre the gays week, kill all the Jews week, the list is endless.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Connecticut Supre... · 0 replies · +16 points

Funny you should mention that. As a pediatrician in this now literally god-forsaken state she is by definition of mental capacity incapable of giving consent.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Connecticut Supre... · 1 reply · +17 points

Given her three year old level of mental function, she is by definition incapable of giving consent in exactly the same way as a normal three year old cannot give consent. I live in this state, and these fools need to be taken out behind the barn, shot, and buried in unmarked graves. For the record, this is NOT a threat to committ violence that should be deleted. Sheesh!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - George Will: As We See... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, come on already. UConn women's basketball team did have Sue Bird. I mean, really.
Reminds me of an old joke: how many black players are actually on the court for Alabamas basketball team?
Answer: one when they're playing at home, three when they're playing away, five when they're behind.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Has Creative Theor... · 0 replies · +22 points

They spend more time thinking about gay sex than Richard Simmons.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Live Blogging Your Eli... · 2 replies · +9 points

To hell with the debate, already. Lizzie is hawt! Jesus H Christ on a T Rex! Anybody got her private #, because.......

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is An Idio... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh my sweet bleeding roids. Hemmoroids that is. Here I have been quietly (more or less) lusting in my heart for Becca without actually how old she is/how she looks. Now I get an actual non fixed up pic of her, and OMG. Sorry, just back from the quiet of my bathroom. I would eagerly arm wrestle that old duffer Clint for the right to be her next, well, you know. If you do, please update me, since honest to god I still like looking at pretty ladies, but damned if I can remember why.. Anyway, uh, he's older than dirt, and I'm young enough to be his son. Of something. A bitch, you know. Whoa.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is An Idio... · 1 reply · +3 points

At high noon. Outside the local TV station.