VatoLoco

VatoLoco

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13 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Make em say UHHHHHHH · 0 replies · +1 points

Whoops I was so excited about this I didn't even proof read it.

Corrected.

13 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Joe Morgan is one of t... · 0 replies · +1 points

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/3/17/795946/optimizing-your-lineup-by

The definitive guide on lineup optimization.

And no, it does not mention putting your best sac bunt guy in the #2 spot.

13 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - BREAKING NEWS SHOCKERS... · 0 replies · +1 points

I saw him in person on Wednesday. He looks like he is standing on a little league diamond when he is out there. he's that large

13 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Might as well shut dow... · 0 replies · +1 points

It really can't be stressed enough that this is THE. BEST. INTERVIEW. OF. ALL. TIME.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Deep thoughts from the... · 0 replies · +1 points

Also a very valid point about Big Ben's prospects for conviction. With that legal team he is going to be so not guilty, the state is going to be in the hole to him a credit for about 3 major felonies

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Deep thoughts from the... · 1 reply · +1 points

Oh you goddamn right. They would have to invent about 15 new strains of STD's to describe the shit I would be contracting if I had that kind of access.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Bass to the Future · 0 replies · +1 points

So this gives me a pretty good idea for a movie treatment.

Think of it as like... Anaconda meets The Expendables meets Terminator

So bassnet strikes first, and the cybernetic bass strike our human cities. Our first line of defense, our Pro Bassfisherman, strike back. But they are utterly whiped out, since half of them don't kick Mike Iaconelli's ass daily, and are by extension pussies.

Finally the government has to get our greatest bass fisherman out of retirement. So the individually convince Orlando Wilson, Bill Dance and Roland Martin to come back for one last tournament... To Save Humanity.

They then proceed to use their awesome fishing skills, juxtaposed with the comedy of their crotchety oldness, to rid the earth of the cybernetic bass threat

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Rick Reilly is incredi... · 0 replies · +1 points

gurlz always be shoppin lolol!!!111

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Somebody give Stephen ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I have a couple of thoughts:

1) pwned

2) They should really publish Stephen A. Smith's articles in all CAPS. You know that's how he is thinking when he types things like "LEAVE IT TO THE EAGLES TO REMAIN THE SAME"

3) I would love to do a Madden Franchise with Smith. He would be one of of those guys who would draft 5 straight 36 year old ex pro bowlers in the first 5 rounds who all make like $14M a year. Then he would hit his salary cap about round 8 and have to sign practice squad guys to start at tt the other 14 positions. And like 3 years into his franchise all his decent players will have retired and he will have invariably traded all his draft picks for 34 year old running backs.

4) "Unwaivering, continual support" That is definately up for the big award in this years "Shit People Actually Said with a Straight Face"-ies. I mean come on bro, for serious? I could make a whole new blog that is just "Minor shit that has happened that has caused an entire eagles crowd to turn on their team"

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - What do you know about... · 0 replies · +1 points

I clearly have not been watching enough Days of Thunder.