Simple is right!

Unfortunately, The One's minions are blinded by his shiny halo and unable to see the true colors beneath. They will not come together except with others who are similarly blinded.

GAME OVER.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

Admin.,
I TOLD you to add a laugh track.

So you're suggesting that The One was installed with a minority(as opposed to majority) vote? That would imply that the entire election apparatus is suspect.
No, I am convinced that the election results were genuine. The problem was not with the results, but with the motivation of his supporters, moved to support this guy because of our culture's obsession with celebrity and with Big Media's obsession with the novelty of the first non-white major candidate.

Uh, that would be Area 51, yes?

It has been 52 weeks since me1's predictions, and not thing1 has changed, except for the recent win for Brown in the improbable state of Massachusetts. Still having no idea what America needs, The One appears content to tell his voting bloc that they'll get what they want: that is, government assistance with every aspect of their lives ad infinitem.

Love the in-depth analysis. I'm certain that your fellow foreign policy professors are envious of your standout talent.
Sigh. Let me try to help.
Here is an example of making a point:
I don't agree with the current resident's policies because he thinks it is acceptable to take money from the wages of successful people and give it to those who refuse to work for a living.
Or, how about this one:
Some major newspapers have actually reported what some friends in various parts of the country have discussed with me: that The One's popularity is plummeting as a result of the poisonous economy, and that they, too, have heard some of his former supporters lose faith in him as their commander-in-chief.

Hey, you spilled my drink! No tip for you!

Agreed! We should not stoop to the level of slinging such terms at anyone.