TinyDespot

TinyDespot

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14 years ago @ Wonkette - Democracy Canceled in ... · 0 replies · +4 points

"wee tyrant", eh?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Palace Coup At Your Wo... · 0 replies · +54 points

All hail our new Queen who shall teach us women all how to proper clasp Knee Aspirins.

Does this mean Ken is free to come live in my basement and please me at my whims?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 3 replies · +46 points

I can't decide whether to use my tap or modern jazz grave dancing shoes...

14 years ago @ Wonkette - WI Senator Wants Law S... · 1 reply · +8 points

This stinks like a goddamn shithouse in Hell. I wish to fuck these cretins would stop embarrassing the state I *used* to be proud to live in.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Congress Extends Payro... · 1 reply · +7 points

Now I can buy that makeup that's tested on the EXPENSIVE hampsters!

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Appeals Court Mandates... · 0 replies · +4 points

This is gonna rain all over Stephanie Meyers' parade for the big "Twihard 2: Breaking Wind" opening this weekend. Almost warms the cockles of my cold black heart.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Everybody Please Prepa... · 2 replies · +20 points

There is no possible way, barring Ed McMahon's corpse showing up at my house with a large fake check, that I could get any better news today. Amen and pass the biscuits!

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Pals Make Mil... · 0 replies · +4 points

My face looks like Grandpa Munster. x(

But at least my sign is clean and well-spoken.