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13 years ago @ Wonkette - With 'Rot' In Missile ... · 1 reply · +6 points

I'll see your "Day After" and raise you a "Threads." Brrrr.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Woah: Fox & Friends Ne... · 0 replies · +8 points

What's all this about Ben Gazzara? Can't people just leave the poor (dead) man alone?

Also, thanks for the shout-out to Danger Island, Herr Doktor.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama's State of the U... · 0 replies · +14 points

There ought to be a personality profile checklist to tell you whether you're a Binder or an Extender.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Never Existed · 0 replies · +5 points

Better never than late, I think.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - A Year of Funny Fotos:... · 0 replies · +14 points

Dammit, my calendar seems to be broken...

Happy New Year, wonketeers! You people--editors, interns, regulars, irregulars--have helped me maintain a reasonable facsimile of sanity this last clusterfuck of a year, and for that I'm grateful. You people and Mr. Jack Daniel, I hasten to add.

Cheers, and to a better year this time around!

15 years ago @ Wonkette - Christmas Monsters Ste... · 0 replies · +15 points

The Toys2Meth program is very strong up here in New England.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - America's Congresswoma... · 0 replies · +25 points

In the spirit of secessionist nostalgia that pervades this sesquipedalocentennial remembrance of the War of Northern Aggression, I move for the reintroduction of vicious canings on the Senate floor.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Honors ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Kentucky can secede this time around. Seriously guys, nobody's going to stop you.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Viewers Most ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Well, it is pretty chilly today.

15 years ago @ Wonkette - So This Is What Compro... · 2 replies · +34 points

What the Democratic Party has got here, is a failure to communicate.

Seriously.