TheClockThief

TheClockThief

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12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - homeland sexcurity · 1 reply · +8 points

Goat surgeon.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - time ruiner gets lazy · 0 replies · +7 points

Did I comment in the wrong alternative reality again?

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - time ruiner gets lazy · 0 replies · -4 points

Mar-ception?

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - time ruiner gets lazy · 2 replies · +3 points

Washington, ill fed for the Christmas attack across the Delaware, died later that day. In alterna-now Native Americans still exist, France became a dominant force among powers in Western Europe and one of the city states to emerge from China has made the precursor to a dwarf star in a secret lab deep within the Yukon.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - exciting star wars news · 0 replies · +15 points

The alliance isn't honoring social security checks, apparently.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - exciting star wars news · 1 reply · +16 points

Han, put that down. It's just a chair.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - two cops in "doctor di... · 1 reply · +13 points

*Chase

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - in uteromance · 0 replies · +10 points

It felt so wrong, but perfectly right at the same time: he had an X chromosome. They would be two halves of the same female.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a birthday must · 0 replies · +4 points

The Smell Wizard and the Bug Man present Decomposing Flesh, a sing-a-long coming to a Bar Mitzvah. Just one Bar Mitzvah, and never again.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - footprints in the sand... · 0 replies · +3 points

I apologize. I saw it somewhere else. I'm all across the internet, and I've made the mistake before. On chainsawsuit. As an artist, I know a little prestige makes the horrible payout worthwhile.