Made it 3 seconds until the shitstack opened his mouth. Do I get a prize?

Tell us how you really feel there, Baconz

OH god, Editrix. I used to just shave my balls for Kirsten... but... let's just say there's room for one more

Here's the plan. Lets just build the dang fence around D.C. (and possibly Arizona and Florida) and then we can just start over again. Who wants to be team captains?

Or "Standard"?

BBQ toilet, toilet gumbo, toilet scampi, boiled toilet, fried toilet, coconut toilet....

Can the other 48 states vote AZ and FL out of the union? We can bring in Canada and Puerto Rico to keep it an even 50 and they can both fuck off and die. Seriously fuck those two states, and I live in TN so I'm somewhat of an expert on both seceding and horribly corrupn and inept state governments.

James O' Keefe finds it easy

Really tho I was a german major and I smoke so much weed I can't even remember what I had for breakfast but even I know that. FFS, the man is sitting on the highest court in the land and never even bothered to read the first few paragraphs of the document he's purporting to interpret/uphold

Speakin as someone who lives right down I-40 from Cocke County, let me just say they are fucking crazy and don't ever go there. This douchenozzle not withstanding they will shoot you in the knees and then turn your skull into a methbong that they will pass around their filthy, toothless trailer park. I'll take lessons on values from a Cocke-head right after I'm done with my proper police procedures course being headed up by Mark Furman.