As dumb as that comment may be, there's probably a reason they don't let that guy talk the whole time. And frankly, I came into this not wanting one and now I'm almost out the door rushing to be the first to own it. God damn you, Apple.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Too bad Boxcar Pete doesn't add bacon. I bet Josh would be a lot more open minded.

The problem with the new crap is that George Lucas decided money was better than his artistic integrity. I guess that's not so bad, everyone has their price, but I grew up reading the books and then playing the role playing game. I remember how the writers had to read each others books in order to be able to transfer expanded universe characters from book to book to book.

And then they came out with shit like I, Jedi so that they could retcon Corran Horn into it. Not that I don't love Corran Horn, but why not just let him do his thing independent of The Jedi Academy Trilogy. It just turned into one big money-hungry monster that can never be satiated. Someday the head of George Lucas will probably make another trilogy about Han and Leia's kids. Except there will be five of them and they'll have different names and one of them will grow up to marry C3PO and who the fuck knows. /SW rant

This is by far my favorite comic today!

You should some day make a poster or something of the Fox Executive. I'd like to go to sleep praying to his divine image that he might save the shows I love and smite mine enemies.

Well, and probably Ely.

Damnit. I really wanted to see the holocaust one. I was hoping it'd come with its own "being gassed in the showers" bit. I bet that'd kill.

All I've ever heard about Stargate is that the original was brilliant and Atlantis sucked balls. And that's all I need to know.

I think Star Trek Enterprise made me fear sequels.

At least you had a doctor with a sense of humor? Or who knew about pop culture?

I think it's a testament to how awesome you are that you are in so much pain and can still be so funny. Thank you for your comic.

Trapper Keeper ready to absorb.