Its always IT's fault, Ricky.

"scott moore pregnant"...You're welcome.

I feel like I have this same conversation with John, my 2yr old, after giving him a stick of string cheese.

I whole heartedly agree with voting for Woody. Not only for the reason you said, which was an excellent point, but also think of the great campaign slogans you could come up with for a name like Woody.

Also, as for the giant chicken tender arm, my ability to resist sampling myself would be directly proportional with the nearest cup of O'Charley's honey mustard.

Finally, a rap video MUST be posted! Hammer Dance optional.

I joined because calling it "The List" sounds so prestigious.

I think the position of Guy Who Hands Out Boxes should be reserved for the person who is actually moving. At the end of the day when all of the boxes are out of the truck and inside the new house, they are the one who has to unpack all those boxes.

Note that while you are being considerate and allowing them save their energy for the unpacking, you can still call them names such as "nancy" and question their manhood each time they give you a box.

Also, you should do a follow up post: A Beginner's Guide to Asking Others to Help You Move. It should include things like letting them if multiple stories are involved and always prewarn everyone that your sofa is actually a sleeper. You have to mentally prepare for these things.

I'm a little hurt you didn't take my recommendation about P&R and, more importantly, Ron Swanson, during the March Madness Television Tournament more seriously.

Thanks Ricky! But I think Daniel may have cofused you again.

Quite possibly my favorite Tripp and Tyler video yet.

I'm reading AJ Jacob's Guinea Pig Diaries. There is some salty language, but otherwise pretty funny. I read his Know It All book a couple years ago and have been a fan ever since.