ScarlettHairdye

ScarlettHairdye

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7 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +33 points

This is apparently what tips me over the edge into open sobbing.

Thank you, Secretary Clinton. You are too witches.

7 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

LISTEN I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO POST THIS.
https://youtu.be/44DOp0IQBd4

Maybe it makes me a terrible person but it's been all I've thought about.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

That poster is one of the best things I've ever created. I'm glad you bought one!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +8 points

Thank you! My partner and I really enjoy the Robot act and it's always nice that other people do as well. We get booked for that one a lot.

He upgraded the lights before we performed it at the Burlesque Hall of Fame weekend at the beginning of June, so now he knows a non-zero amount about programming micro-controllers and shit.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 5 replies · +54 points

Toasties! My show went amazingly well! People really loved a dumb comedy about lesbians in space!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +107 points

TOASTIES.

On Tuesday I was giving myself an ulcer worrying about losing $900 on my show.

Today I am fifteen tickets away from a sellout and one ticket away from officially being in profit-land.

We sold THIRTY-NINE tickets yesterday. Jesus Space Christ.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

You are too witches and very kind.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +3 points

Thank you! I'm not trying to guilt anyone here about it, I just didn't have a safe space to vent about this point in the show process anywhere else without appearing unprofessional, you know?

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

Thank you!