With Matt LeBlanc too, right? One of the many movies that stomps on cherished childhood memories of favorite TV shows.

I am humbled by the honor you've bestowed on me.

How else are you going to commute to work?

My teenage daughter just asked why I was chuckling. I told her the premise of this list. She says, "What about bad 80s dance movies where everything turns into a music video?" Teen Witch comes to mind, such fun to watch and make fun of.

Aw, come on! Mrs. Robinson, the lovely June Lockhart, baking brownies in outer space while John Robinson goes off to work each day to save the family from one crisis or another, be it natural disaster, engine trouble, monsters, or the cowardly Dr. Smith's latest betrayal; the smoldering sexual tension between Don and Judy; Penny and her imaginary friends; Will and his best friend, the Robot. What's not to like?

Can't start too early on Abbott and Costello--I always love The Naughty Nineties.

Beach Blanket Bingo-can't explain it-love to watch that very uncool movie.

My grandfather used to say "Self-praise stinks!" too. And he and your mother were right. This morning I heard Pelosi on C-SPAN say, "Our stance on health care is predicated on the idea that the most privileged person in this country will have better health care if the poorest person in this country has health care." What a load of self-indulgent twaddle! The statement makes no sense but allows them to congratulate themselves on their greatness.

We go ballistic over inaccurate portrayal of the military in our house too. Folks that are too old, hair too long, uniforms that have been gussied up by a costume designer cause lots of yelling at the TV.

I heard they based their findings on People Magazine's hard-hitting expose on how global warming is causing anorexia among today's young starlets. "I totally lost my appetite thinking about those poor starving polar bears," pouts Dakota Fanning.