This is the funniest thing I´ve seen all week.

"They really do have great customer support"

I've never heard anyone ever make that claim. And being a former Xbox customer support agent myself, I know why.

I think There Will Be Brawl gets a pass by being a parody.

This was going to come out in April or May or something. I lost interest ages ago.

I see the Phantom Hourglass on that Link figurine. I wonder what that´s for in this game. Surely they can´t have put in another Temple of the Ocean King. :P

Registering consoles is a very important part of the system. He should have either registered it himself or found someone to do it for him.

Everything else is bullshit. I worked for Xbox customer service when they were transferring everything to the Philippines (faking customer satisfaction survey results to justify it) and this doens´t surprise me at all.

*headdesk*

I just gave my old DS and my copy of Tetris DS to my mother because she's been playing and loving Tetris since I got my first Game Boy when I was six. :P It's good to hear that there's a new version coming out. I'll probably buy it.

Really? They don't know why a incredibly stylized, hyper-violent beat-em-up didn't sell well? This game never had a chance, especially on the Wii. (I own one and I love it and I even love MadWorld, but let's face it, people don't generally buy Nintendo consoles for violence porn.) I probably wouldn't have paid such close attention to MadWorld if it wasn't from my beloved Platinum Games. I'm glad I did, though, because it's hella fun. It deserved to sell better, but not every game that deserves to sell well actually does. (See EVERY DAMN GAME from Platinum Games back when they were Clover. I'm really hoping that Bayonetta does well. It looks fantastic. I'll definitely be buying the PS3 version when it comes out, no doubt.)

Pish. Everyone knows the correct terms are "Nintendrones," "Sony Cronies," and "Xbots."