http://www.pppavotes.org/pdf/voters-guide/PPPA-20...

Planned Parenthood has it absolutely backward.

Pro-Life organizations promote real choice---choosing life!

Groups like Planned Parenthood promote death, killing babies.
It's no more a rightful choice to kill a baby than it is to say
hitting people over the head with a baseball bat is OK
because that's what someone chooses to do.

It's impossible to practice vice with virtue.

Planned Parenthood endorses death, not reproductive healthcare.

Ron Shegda
Northampton County

Charlie to Big Guy: "Keep 'em ribbies and homers comin'."

The President's Baseball Czar wanted to name the public team "The Washington BO's." BO the dog would be mascot. Czar Roger Clemens said, "This name does not reflect that the team stinks. Believe me, this new team is not in the Washington Senators tradition."

The President signed an Executive Order making himself team Ace. Fox News questioned that status since the President bounced a pitch at the '09 All Star game.

The White House later announced that MSNBC will carry all the water, err games, for the BO's. Keith Olbermann will call the play by play. "Hey," Olbermann celebrated, "I know a homer when I see one. And I'm darn proud that the BO's will sport 3 left fielders."