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22 hours ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Full Complaint: Obama ... · 3 replies · +16 points

I apologize. I have to work during the two hours that Freedom Friday is on the air. I can't listen to the show. But I take it that there was no universe-shattering announcement today, huh? Or somebody would tell us about it. Bummer, dude. Obviously, I need to be told how much of a b*tch I am for losing faith. Maybe I'm an apostate. Or heretic, take your choice. End of August. September begins Monday. Dammit. When is this national nightmare going to come to an end?

1 day ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Texas Taitz: Fed. Judg... · 4 replies · +6 points

If A&Z Day comes tomorrow, nobody will ever celebrate Labor Day weekend again. It will be renamed A&Z Day weekend, and will be a three day weekend forever. I'm so excited I could cook my neighbor's cat. Did I mention my neighbor is an Obot? Do you know how to cook a cat? You put a cat and a brick in boiling water for 27 hours. Then you throw away the cat and eat the brick.

1 day ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Texas Taitz: Fed. Judg... · 0 replies · +6 points

Oh, Barley.

1 day ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Texas Taitz: Fed. Judg... · 2 replies · +7 points

If everyone in the US was Orly, there wouldn't be anyone eligible to be president.

1 day ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Texas Taitz: Fed. Judg... · 1 reply · +3 points

You mean we won?

1 day ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Texas Taitz: Fed. Judg... · 1 reply · +4 points

All these months, and you're not getting any better at Photoshop yet. Maybe we should take up a collection, buy you a book. Photoshop for Gerbil Perverts. ;-) If I didn't like you, I wouldn't give you a hard time.

2 days ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Report: Typos Common O... · 6 replies · +12 points

And what have the noobs actually done to help Terry Lakin? Oh, wait. I remember now. They typed his name a few times on Birther Report last June. That's a huge help. I bet he's phenomenally grateful. Let's get back to the really serious business of being a dedicated, hard core birther - let's make terribly crappy photoshop pictures of gerbils and Dr. Cornholio. That's what real birthers do.

2 days ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Report: Typos Common O... · 14 replies · +12 points

Listening to Capt. Neil Turner on Mike Volin's radio show, and what do you suppose was the first thing he wanted to talk about? He's one of the original birthers, so he talked about the travesty of justice that happened to Lt. Cmdr. Walter Fitzpatrick. He's very upset about it, like all of us original birthers are. I didn't have the heart to tell them that on Birther Report, I got a lot of crap for caring about Lt. Cmdr. Fitzpatrick. Capt. Turner is an old man and has been in the fight since the beginning. It would break his heart to learn that all the noobs on Birther Report don't care about Fitzpatrick even a little bit. Good luck with the bake sale, said the noobs. We're busy helping Lakin, said the noobs. The hell with the original birthers, said the noobs. That noob Arpaio is going to do the job, said the noobs. Yeah, in March. Or maybe September. Or maybe never. Dammit.

3 days ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Vermont: Democrat Gube... · 0 replies · +6 points

If I lived in Vermont, you mean. I heard it's cold there in the winter. And if I was a man. And if you were intelligent enough to be able to read my name.

3 days ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Vermont: Democrat Gube... · 5 replies · +8 points

Good Lord, this is the saddest thing BR has ever posted. A guy who spent $89 on his website and has no campaign staff. Crap. I thought we already won, and then something like this happens. I believe we're going to win someday. I sincerely believe that. But posts like this make us look pathetic. We need some WINNERS to step up. Dammit.