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14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - sopa-rific · 0 replies · +10 points

Nah, they're just going to make everything too shiny and oversimplified and have way too many interconnecting social networks. Oh, well. At least HTML5 is kind of neat.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - sopa-rific · 1 reply · +57 points

There's only one solution: we need to turn off the internet and banish the nerds from our country. We do not need these technomantic rituals interfering with our pure and simple lives.

Hang on, I need to pull these medicinal leeches off of my neck and drink my radium-infused health water.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - dyslexia and its cousins · 0 replies · +4 points

Screw you, gnazawK

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - do this tonight · 0 replies · +19 points

Alright. Now drive your Ford® Focus™ down to Walmart® and buy a Butterball® turkey.

Then you can come home and cook that turkey in a General Electric® oven and sit down with your family at a nice Ikea® dining table.

You don't have to think about corporations or commercialism at all. Just have a nice, commercialism-free Thanksgiving like me. I'm lovin' it™.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - do this tonight · 0 replies · +25 points

You know it's gonna be a good T-Day when "alienation" and "night of regrets" come readymade in your tags.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - 11-11-11 musings · 31 replies · +8 points

I think the repetition in in danger of being a crime already.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - i will buy skyrim · 1 reply · +14 points

I remember trying to steal the Daedric armor off of the guy who ran the corprusarium -- while he was still wearing it. There was an elaborate plan involving degrading the armor until it was unequipped without starting a fight with him, then taking it from his inventory while he wasn't paying attention. Needless to say my corprus was never cured.

Damn, Morrowind was good times. Also: Oblivion. I wonder where I can get $60 to spend on video games before sunup...

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - pasta design summit 2011 · 0 replies · +49 points

The Pasta Caltrop: always has at least one delicious side pointing up.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - georgie luke · 0 replies · +58 points

The George Lucas Mysteries 25th anniversary collectors edition -- includes remastered effects and an all new CGI Totbottom with new dubbed lines of dialogue to elaborate on bits of story that were deemed "too complex".

Among the new lines are such instant classics as "I'm chopping you with this axe to kill you!" and "Yes, when you die I'll get all of your money because that's what it says in your will!"

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - hard action squad returns · 0 replies · +13 points

Who reports, of course, to the DA named Sergeant "Johnson" Queen.

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