MistaEko

MistaEko

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Americans Ready To Swa... · 2 replies · +19 points

When assessed based on age, those under 30 choose more recent decades, while older Americans choose decades further in the past.

There is not a sigh loud enough for that sentence.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Imbecile Sarah Palin T... · 0 replies · +12 points

The real sign of her career being over is that this thread has been up for over an hour and it has less than 100 comments and just a hair over 1000 views.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly's Dumb L... · 0 replies · +10 points

It was really the conspiracy fun facts that didn't sit well with the Park Service. Stuff like Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre then hid in a warehouse, while Oswalt shot his load during phone sex with producers then his wife hid in the arms of a Long Island Policeman.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly's Dumb L... · 0 replies · +13 points

CATS?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Jon Huntsman's Daughte... · 2 replies · +10 points

This somehow is the second funniest political ad I have seen today heavily featuring mustaches and meta humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbdd_Fasz0k

Fuck, where the hell am I?

/hat tip to the womenz

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Jackass Trader Expands... · 0 replies · +11 points

This screed has been out there for 3 years, back when the guys actually feared a combination of populist anger and failed markets would mean that their lush days were seriously over.

As I said back then, trading and financial analyst skill sets and egos translate to maybe two other industries - law and tech startups. A background in those and they may get to stay in the Manhattan condo. Otherwise you'll find that being a self proclaimed rockstar shark won't keep the attention of middle schoolers or fix the excel sheets' slew of N/A! values.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Devil Child Scott Walk... · 2 replies · +4 points

Clearly they still have the guns, but I haven't checked in with Morrison recently. Do we still have the numbers?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - NJ GOP Candidate Not S... · 1 reply · +7 points

< then / then i then >

... ladies

12 years ago @ Wonkette - NJ GOP Candidate Not S... · 0 replies · +17 points

Please have Ludacris primary this man.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Christian Does... · 0 replies · +9 points

That, I think, was the first “fuck” in Weld.

With that kind of a streak, I'd probably hate everything, too.