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17 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - 6/3 President Obama C... · 0 replies · +2 points
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17 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - 4/12/09: Negotiations ... · 6 replies · +19 points
In an unprecedented move President Barack Hussein Obama has fired the leader of the Somali Pirate cell responsible for the capture of Merchant Marine Captain Richard Phillips. Captain Phillips is an American Citizen that lives in Underhill, Vermont. President Obama said the actions of the Pirate leader Aba Ubu where “disappointing” and that “differences of opinion on broader issues” would not permit the President to negotiate with the Pirate leader for the release of the Captain. Under pressure from the Somali Pirate Organization’s Board of Directors Aba Ubu was forced to step down.
The Pirate BOD then decided that Abdikarim Nadif Korfa would replace the publicly disgraced Ubu. President Obama announced that he was pleased with the Pirate Board’s decision and believed that he could make much needed progress with Pirate leader Korfa and would immediately seek face to face negotiations. In an audio broadcast from Air Force One released at approximately 9:30 a.m. EST President Obama confirmed that in a phone conversation with Korfa the newly installed Pirate leader was willing to make concessions and had temporarily agreed to halt all capture of non-coal burning vessels. President Obama said he was particularly enthusiastic that both leaders agreed it was important to seek consensus on a smaller, more environmentally friendly fleet of Pirate ships that would include a mix of hybrid vessels as well as those powered with alternative fuels. President Obama noted the Pirate leader explained that There is no electric grid, and no electricity in the failed state of Somalia and that currently Bio Diesel though available, was made from the flesh of peasants which where increasingly difficult to capture as most Somali’s are now gainfully employed in the flourishing Pirate industry. President Obama said the restructuring of Somalia’s work force was encouraging and both leaders where committed to having a fruitful and spirited discussion when they meet in Cairo. President Obama then announced his intentions to give a press conference shortly after meeting with Korfa from the steps of The Great Pyramid of Giza considered one of the Worlds Seven Wonders.
The President did not confirm or deny rumors that his trip to the Pyramids might point to his own ambitions for seeking “Eighth Wonder of the World” status stating only “When it comes to the Gods, Anything is on the table”
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17 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - 3/13 - 3/25 · 6 replies · +14 points