Matt_SFC

Matt_SFC

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1 day ago @ Straight Face Comics - Swashbuckling Sea Dogs · 0 replies · +1 points

I thought it oddly tasted reminiscent of dolphin-unsafe tuna.

4 days ago @ Straight Face Comics - Leading By Example · 0 replies · +1 points

Why can't it be both?

5 days ago @ Straight Face Comics - Double D For A Double ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I liked the Wii when it came out. I got bored when no more good games came out for it. Also does this mean I can have your Light Bright?

1 week ago @ Straight Face Comics - Monstrous Manual Ecolo... · 0 replies · +1 points

And that's why they call it Runnyeye! Boom!

1 week ago @ Straight Face Comics - Monstrous Manual Ecolo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Pro Tip: If she says no to anal, this one is also going to be a no.

1 week ago @ Straight Face Comics - Monstrous Manual Ecolo... · 0 replies · +1 points

This was from when we were playing everquest a few months ago.

1 week ago @ Straight Face Comics - Double D For A Double ... · 1 reply · +1 points

It seems like it was intentionally designed not to do anything useful. I imagine trying to hold it and use it as a book/magazine will be an ergonomic nightmare. And typing on it on it you'll either have to lay it in your lap while reclining (where your fat gut will be in the way/do the typing for you.) or you lay it on the table and crane your neck to look at what you're doing.

2 weeks ago @ Straight Face Comics - Dirty Laundry · 0 replies · +1 points

Also Tmz cares, they care what color his poop is day to day.

2 weeks ago @ Straight Face Comics - Dirty Laundry · 0 replies · +1 points

I really doubt it's about the money for anyone but NBC. Comparing Leno's writers to Conan's is comparing apples and oranges. One is about breaking new ground and the other is about just getting by. And when it comes down to it, I'll make an effort to watch Conan, but I won't for Leno. Hopefully Conan will land somewhere else fairly quickly.

2 weeks ago @ Straight Face Comics - Drop The Depth Charge · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm going over to your place later to kill your shark.