I hate JJ Abrams so much. Felicity? Down the tubes after two years. Alias? He left that after two years to go to Lost, which he left after two years to go do Mission Impossible 3. And then he did CLOVERFIELD which, um. 'Nuff said. Now he's touching STAR TREK and putting Zachary Quinto in it, who's only claim to fame is scowling and having the biggest eyebrows KNOWN from here to the 23rd century.

Alias isn't an acronym, either.