OK then Gov Bobby recently signed a law that lets Louisiana people put "I am a Cajun" on their drivers licenses. I'm saying this is salade.

Thank you Mr Wonkette writing person of generic homogenized background for sure like Mr Jindal desires. That's the Cajuns in Louisiana who got chased their by idiot Canadians for their religion and their French music that all sounds alike, and they learned to wrestle alligators and keep their language instead of talking like Earl Long, and now people come from all over the world to see them dance the two-step and cook jambalaya, thank the Christian GOD that Jindal wants to put an end to all this attractive cultural diversity so now Mississississipp will get an even shot at some visitors because it is already melted and not a salad. Actually they call it a SALAT, as in polk salat. Jindal cannot ship the Creoles back to Haiti because it would look like a race deal, so he will teach them good Christian country music and they will sing like Tim McGraw and Hootie. Bye bye Nevilles. Hey Mardi Gras Indians, maybe Montana will give you a casino.

"In your heart, you know I'm right" is a paraphrase of a famous political slogan penned by Karl Hess for Barry Goldwater. I'm sorry Barry's slogan offended your sensitive soul. Well, that is, we have to presume from your writings that you don't like the slogan. You might have just said that. But it could be your heart is elsewhere, waiting at the quick to act offended at anyone expressing a differing opinion.