Someday they'll make a movie similar to "The Last King of Scotland." Maybe the life of Hugo Chavez could be named "The Designated Hitter of Venezuela" based on Chavez' love of baseball and his unearned rise to the presidency. His life role will parallel Idi Amin's and will include a Hollywood worshipper(s) that becomes embedded into Chavez's twisted and corrupt government. Eventually, the sycophant says something that infuriates Chavez, cementing his end of usefulness; he suddenly "overdoses" on drugs or dies in a car crash. While the Scottish doctor in "The Last King of Scotland" was a fictional character, Hollywood celebs that adore Chavez are abundant and will make casting the role very easy.

The real fun battle here is going to be watching the two directors that used to be married; Kathryn Bigelow and James Cameron. The cameramen will earn their pay in trying to catch the reactions on two directors faces as their babies ( The Hurt Locker and Avitar) battle it out. I think they are competing in 9 of the top categories. And the best director award goes to........ Kathryn Bigelow.

The ground hog came out this morning and saw his shadow. Looks like six more weeks of Obamunism.

And don't forget his sidekick Robert um, uh, Gibbs, uh, um, uh.

Tim Roth, what are you doing wasting your time on this sinker? Give Quentin a call and see if he can give you some real work. Work people would enjoy watching.

Reminds me of an old cartoon where a young boy is standing on his porch talking with his mother. He's wearing a Tee Shirt with an illustration of two pigs fornicating and the title is Makin' Bacon. The mother says, "What do you mean the teacher sent you home because your shirt is dirty, I just washed that shirt!"

dcase, I like your 3 stooge reference. About 3 months ago while watching Red Eye one night I thought OMG the 3 Stooges are on tonight. Bill Shultz = Larry, Jim Norton = Curly and Greg Gutfeld = Larry. I based this solely on their physical resemblances to the stooges.

I'm confused. Is Hillary Clinton an accomplice or just an enabler?

His 15 minutes are up and unfortunately his life is almost over too. They'll find him with a needle in his arm or a shotgun in his mouth by 2011.

I can see it already. During an awards show, Kanye West will storm the stage and say, "Jennifer Hudson you had a great performance and I'm going to let you speak, but Beyonce had one of the best performances in front of a dictator, her performance was one of the best out there."