LazyDolphin

LazyDolphin

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106 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Darlin' Don't You Go A... · 0 replies · +2 points

I recommend going bald at an early age. Very economical. My hairline started to recede in high school; I got sick of waiting for the inevitable and shaved my head when I was eighteen. I haven't been to a salon/barber for a haircut in twenty years.

On the down side, twenty years of Bic'ing my scalp and not (until the past few years) using sunscreen have turned my head into +1 leather armor.

108 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Risque Cryptography · 0 replies · +1 points

You win.

120 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Recommended Daily Allo... · 0 replies · +2 points

Boxtrolls!

120 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Game Is The Game · 0 replies · +2 points

Where dos-si-dos at, Joel? That's all I wanna know. Where dos-si-dos?

122 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - What Lies Beneath · 0 replies · +13 points

Cats aren't completely evil. They're just conforming to their Cat Commandments, which are the antithesis of Asimov's robot laws.

122 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - May Not Be Suitable Fo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ugh. The way the backgrounds on that show only occupy two-thirds of the screen...that causes me actual stress.

124 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - To Your Mother · 0 replies · +5 points

You Argonaut-killing bastard.

128 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Where You Lead, I Will... · 0 replies · +1 points

Dan Savage insists it does.

134 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Planned Obsolescence · 0 replies · +4 points

Logos Run

135 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Gross Up Close · 1 reply · +2 points

Please tell me that's not really a thing.

It's probably really a thing.

Oh god oh god oh god.