I recommend going bald at an early age. Very economical. My hairline started to recede in high school; I got sick of waiting for the inevitable and shaved my head when I was eighteen. I haven't been to a salon/barber for a haircut in twenty years.
On the down side, twenty years of Bic'ing my scalp and not (until the past few years) using sunscreen have turned my head into +1 leather armor.
Where dos-si-dos at, Joel? That's all I wanna know. Where dos-si-dos?
Cats aren't completely evil. They're just conforming to their Cat Commandments, which are the antithesis of Asimov's robot laws.
Ugh. The way the backgrounds on that show only occupy two-thirds of the screen...that causes me actual stress.
You Argonaut-killing bastard.
Dan Savage insists it does.
Please tell me that's not really a thing.
It's probably really a thing.
Oh god oh god oh god.