Freakin' hilarious! I just found this site and love it. I drive a little POS Geo Metro and can fit that little car absolutely anywhere. I REALLY enjoy parking it as close as possible to some parktard's driver's side door so they have to climb in through the passenger side. The car's so small, 9 times out of 10, it's inside the lines. As I said before, it's a POS, so I expect the bumps from angry door dings and it makes no difference. I get the satisfaction of making some fool crawl across their middle console and they get to think twice next time they park. Oh, and the thing with the white GMC... So, there was a motorized wheelchair in the spot there...AND there were 2 cars parked in the other two spots...AND your truck got vandalized...AND the other vehicles left...ALL IN THE SPACE OF 7 MINUTES? Hmm... Nope. Sounds like a major case of parktard.