What other hero wears his hero logo on a t-shirt and not a pair of tights? A primo marketing hero, that's who.

Any movie starring Ronald Reagan. Especially Bedtime for Bonzo! Dare a lib to watch it and not laugh.

The list is about the people who solve crimes. Not perpetrate them.

Man, that would be gun-in-the-mouth time. The perfect movie to watch while standing in line at a guvmint office.

Are there scripts out there for conservative biopics that no one is financing? It's a supply side world. Write the script then find the backers.

Here's an idea: write the story of, say, Ronald Reagan. When you pitch the script, substitute the name Reagan with another governor turned president, say, Jimmy Carter. Then tell the money guys that you have to make a "teenie tiny tweak" to script to lend accuracy and change it back to Reagan. Then get ready for your trip to the podium.

(Like Marxism, this plan works perfectly on paper.)

Dude looks like a lady.

Enjoy "24" responsibly. Drinking games using "copy that," "trust me" and "there's no time" end in alcohol poisoning around the second commercial break.

I want to unfold a lawn chair, light up a smoke and watch a Red Eye marathon on A&E. Who's with me?

Robert Kardashian's punishment in the afterlife is watching this public decay of his beautiful daughters. The show will be renewed in perpetuity.

The name could've been worse. Say Mac's ePad fast in any accent.