JohnathanQuest

JohnathanQuest

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45 weeks ago @ Big Government - Friday Free-for-All: R... · 0 replies · +4 points

OK, time for a humor break. Here's the classic Monty Python 'spam' scene. Now, instead of the word 'SPAM', substitute the word 'SPEND', with regards to a debt deal. Got it? Now the cook-lady is Pelosi, the guy is Obama, and the other lady is Bachmann. Some of the best translated lines:
Bachmann: Have you got anything without SPEND in it?
Pelosi: Welllllllllll, theres SPEND, eggs, sausage and SPEND, thats not got much SPEND in it.
Bachmann: I don't want any SPEND!
Obama: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, SPEND, and sausage?
Bachmann: But thats got SPEND in it!
Obama: Yes, but not as much as SPEND, eggs, sausage, and SPEND.
Bachmann: Look, could I have eggs, bacon, SPEND, and sausage without the SPEND in it?
Pelosi: Ewwwwww!!!!
Bachmann: What do you mean, eww?
All Biggovernment pols (on both sides of the aisle) join in the chorus SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND,SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, WONDERFUL SPENNND WONDERFUL SPEND!
*Pelosi bangs her gavel* You can't have eggs, bacon, sausage, and SPEND without the SPEND.
Bachmann: Why not?
Pelosi: Uhhhhhh, cuz then it wouldn't be eggs, bacon, sausage, and SPEND.
Bachmann: I DONT LIKE SPEND!
Obama: Don't make a fuss, I'll have your SPEND, I love it. I'm having the SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, baked beans, SPEND, SPEND, and, SPEND.
Pelosi: Beans are off.
Obama: Can I have SPEND instead?
Pelosi: You mean you want SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, and SPEND?
*Cue the Biggovernment pols* WONDERFUL SPENNNNDDD, WONDERFUL SPEND!
Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

84 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Donna Brazile Cites Co... · 0 replies · +12 points

Democratic Taiwan has twice the production of the ChiComs with a quarter of the population.

84 weeks ago @ Big Government - Nancy Pelosi Thinks th... · 0 replies · +2 points

My first choice would be Ron Paul but Michelle Bachmann is a great idea.

85 weeks ago @ Big Government - The Constitutional Oath · 1 reply · +7 points

Article I, Section 1. All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States. You see that, proggies? Do you need a definition of the word 'ALL'? Not the EPA, not SCOTUS. Congress.
In other news, Ron Paul goes to Iowa. Is this music to anyone else's ears? http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1010/43278.h...

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Pelosi and Matthews Ac... · 0 replies · +10 points

This election is about:
The Earners vs The Parasites
Capitalism vs Socialism
Freedom vs Tyranny
Nancy, Harry Reid is calling. He needs help writing his resume. Try to keep it under 2000 pages.

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Newt: Dems are 'Party ... · 1 reply · +1 points

The thing is, how much of this money is spent on filet mignion and lobster tails, not to mention high sodium processed crap and snacks filled with sugar? I was thinkin special grocery stores with limited healthy selections but it seemed a big hassle and I couldn't think how to make it work. That's why Bo's solution is brilliant. Heck, MRE's even got some junk food in em. And toilet paper lol.

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Newt: Dems are 'Party ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I hear ya, bro. She probably had immaculately done fingernails and a better cellphone than I do.

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Newt: Dems are 'Party ... · 4 replies · +4 points

Yummy! Meals Ready to Eat, or, three lies for the price of one lol. I like your idea, tho.

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Newt: Dems are 'Party ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Or, if you build a fire for a liberal, he will be warm for the night.
If you set him on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. Heheh.

85 weeks ago @ Breitbart.tv - Breitbart Fires-Up Tea... · 0 replies · +1 points

Best part right at 2 minutes: 'Give me ONE example, just ONE. Not a hundred, just ONE. Err, uh, duh, err, uh, I'M NOT FALLING INTO YOUR TRAP!' News flash, hot shot. You already did.