Obvious troll is obvious.

And the Brits were fish and the Scandinavians were moose...

Ebert once told fellow Chicago newspaperman Mike Royko that Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was supposed to be satirical. Royko's response: "Yes, but did the director know that?"

You'd think we could just split them into East/Central/South Asian and get it over with.

I agree... Gold Line does sound rather classier.

My question is, if the MARTA people are so painfully eager to be PC, why the hell did they even think of naming the line through Chinatown the Yellow Line in the first place? I mean, since they're so paranoid about giving offense, you'd think at least one person would have spotted the trouble -- but no, I guess it didn't send up any red flags (excuse me, Native American flags).

Always fascinated by Michael's skills -- both as a photographer and as an essayist.

Good God, I'm 27 and I've known about The Who since I was twelve. I wouldn't be so crass as to call her culturally illiterate, but still, wow.

I thought "The Happening" was unbearable though. RiffTrax needs to jump on that one.

They did.

Exactly. The idiots don't realize this commercial was trying to be funny.

The problem is that politicians, especially liberal politicians, don't like it when corporations tell people what to think -- that's supposed to be their job.