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10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - first date jitters · 1 reply · +22 points

If he can reach his own balls with his mouth, why is he on a date?

Because that's quite a catch, lady! Quite a catch. Lucky you, that he is somehow still single! Better jump on that quick, 'cos he is priced to MOVE! And his spine bends into the shape of a closed "U".

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - saw it for you: gravity · 1 reply · +9 points

The setup is interesting and fucknuts scary, but then -- and I'm assuming they don't even get to the shuttle disaster for 30 minutes or longer -- what does the movie do for the next hour or so? Personally, I hope this follows the plot of Futurama's "Godfellas" episode. Sandra Bullock cultivates an alien race on her ass and then finds God? That's a movie I want to see!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbawIq3w7U

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - show me that smile again · 0 replies · +4 points

I'd probably do the same thing to get my Disney Channel past behind me. Sure, it'd be the wrong move, but I'd do it. My only real issues with Miley's performance were her terrible outfits and the creepy song performed by the super-creepy guy twice her age.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - hulu plus · 0 replies · +8 points

Inaccurate nitpicking is the worst kind!

10 years ago @ Broodhollow - Another Hand · 1 reply · +3 points

That's one way of looking at the logo! To me, it looks like a basketball mixed with a baseball. Or, well, like a globe with basic representations of latitudinal and longitudinal lines. If you don't want to have fun with it.

10 years ago @ Broodhollow - Another Hand · 1 reply · +3 points

Dark/Dark Controller?

10 years ago @ Broodhollow - Another Hand · 0 replies · +17 points

And thus, photo-bombing was very nearly invented. Alas, they weren't in a photo booth at the time!

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - mouth effect · 0 replies · +1 points

Damning evidence! There are very few species in Mass Effect that don't suffer from Mouth Effect. It's basically just the asari, humans, elcor, rakni, hanar, keepers, salarians, krogan, vorcha, reapers, yahg, protheans, and of course every non-sentient species in the series that don't seem to have been affected by this plague of design. Hm. Or... perhaps I am looking at this data the wrong way.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - rep the rim · 3 replies · +2 points

There's something different about the strip today. What could it be?

Oh yeah, hey. there's no "chainsawsuit.com" attribution! I suppose I can understand that, even though the strip is actually about suits with bladed weapons attached (1/3 of the strip, anyway) for once.

10 years ago @ Broodhollow - A Stitch in Time · 0 replies · +3 points

D'oh!