ILoveLamp

ILoveLamp

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10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Who Wants To Buy A Las... · 0 replies · +44 points

from the Dictionary of Investment Banking:

Temporary Investment - (n) a deeply out of the money trade

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - James Gorman Not Sure ... · 1 reply · +29 points

Gorman reportedly continued: "How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife ."

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - If Posing As A Dick's ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Actually, he was doing due diligence for a proposed merged sporting goods venture between the two firms that will focus on athletes interested in figure skating, gymnastics, synchronized swimming and yoga. It's going to be called "Mo Dicks"

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Mohammed El-Erian May ... · 0 replies · +30 points

B.G.: Stop eyeballing me. You're not worthy to look your superiors in the eye

M.E.E: Pardon me? Are you doing Louis Gosset Jr? Really?

B.G.: Stop eyeballing me, or I'll rip your eyeballs out and skullfuck you to death.

M.E.E.: Now just a minute, I don't appreciate being spoken to that way.

B.G.: Well, you can forget it! You're out!

M.E.E.: Don't you do it! I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to goooooo...

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Exclusive Preview: Har... · 1 reply · +25 points

What kind of idiot uses a computer to alter test outcomes? That kind of shit might fly at Starfleet Academy, but this is Harvard Law!

-J.T. Kirk

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Angela Merkel Taking 5 · 0 replies · +5 points

I'm gonna break your hip!

- the Other Guy

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 12.13.13 · 4 replies · +31 points

Seen recently on a street in Edgbaston: a very large, fat man with a crew cut and sunglasses, taking a crowbar to an Aston Martin and shouting - "This is what happens when you shag someone in the arse, Reginald! This is what happens when you try to romp someone in the bum!"

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Credit Suisse Employee... · 0 replies · +20 points

Lose yourself to dance... lose yourself to dance... lose yourself to dance...

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Marissa Mayer Is An En... · 3 replies · +48 points

I can't help but think those quotes are actually euphemisms for "she's an absolute bitch!"

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.26.13 · 0 replies · +43 points

I heard the reception was going fine until the father of the bride got all liquored up and started yelling at an empty chair.