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8 years ago @ The Toast - Dear Businesslady: How... · 1 reply · +6 points

uh well, these are all very important questions, but I'm mainly here to say that Sue Wilson is my Queen and I would read a column about landfill waste consultancy if it sported a picture of her looking competent and chic

8 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 0 replies · +8 points

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EQUALITY!!!! Overwhelmingly yes votes in nearly every constituency, even rural. Hold me, other Irish toast, we have come so far!!

8 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 2 replies · +29 points

Pegg[y]ing Stan 24/7, God willing

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 7 replies · +8 points

Very recently I was accepted into Library School. Unfortunately, five minutes after that I started getting Iconic Comments like "You need to do a masters to be a librarian...?" and "What do they teach you, the Dewey Decimal system?" So I cry, toasted Librarians! What are the best things to say to (/the best places to kick) such people?

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Hayley Atwell Were ... · 0 replies · +12 points

Questions for your Hayley Atwell/Chris Evans/Sebastian Stan/ Self-insert poly AU:
1) Who brings the rest of you breakfast in bed?
2) When you go to the museum, who a) goes straight to the gift shop, b) gets bored and starts messing, c) painstakingly reads every. single. caption,, possibly while holding hands with one of your number?
3) Who gets stressed out at one of the endless conversations about polymonogamy, and who goes to comfort them?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Syllabus For The Cours... · 0 replies · +11 points

Please indicate on your class feedback form whether you think Dennis is still 'a beefcake' or is 'in decline'

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 4 replies · +17 points

Queer fans of Brooklyn 99! Last night I had a dream that Rosa, Amy and Jake were in a loving polyamorous relationship. There was also a concurrent dream (based on the episode I just saw where Rosa is sick) (I am way behind) where Rosa and Gina were girlfriends and got into all sorts of amusing scrapes

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cartoon Characters Who... · 0 replies · +18 points


Influence on queer identity: shingled bob, ability to hover while meditating, icy exterior covering too many emotions

Shoutout to Robin also from Teen Titans, and Raimundo from Xiaolin Showdown for their cocky/insecure androgyny (they were small and slim, I took any genderqueer inspiration I could scavenge...) Thank you, Robin and Raimundo. for being the prototypes to my new over-identification with Lars from Steven Universe

9 years ago @ The Toast - Literary Ladies Cage F... · 0 replies · +23 points

Here to rep Jane Eyre, and to say that in the Hogwarts battle, R. Claws would trounce G. Dorz~*~*~ Romanticism over Enlightenment forever

9 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 8 replies · +110 points

My very soul screamed that this guy couldn't be for real. So I was looking for more info, and found the Boston Globe review of his book. His description of a character: "Hunter. Scholar. Negro. Priest. Prophet. Man of jazz and all items sacrosanct." heisnotrealthiscannotbehappeningheisnotrealthiscannotbehappeningeiSNnoRealthiscNnotbehaPpeNging