Glock H. Palin, Esq.

Glock H. Palin, Esq.

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15 years ago @ Breitbart.com - NJ gov. takes state he... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey, it's a lot quicker and cheaper then widening all the overpasses and shoring up the bridges between point A and point B, right?

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Rush on Newt's Critici... · 0 replies · +1 points

He does have his own gravity, though. I'm pretty sure I saw a weather satellite circling him once.

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Rush on Newt's Critici... · 0 replies · 0 points

That's a nice sentiment, but it's the sixth exclamation point that really sells it.

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Nude Statue Of David U... · 1 reply · 0 points

Wow, that makes no sense. They were offended because of racism? And you guarantee they listen to rap because they're black? Not all black people like rap. Maybe one of them prefers classic rock. Hell, maybe she prefers opera. And what in the world does any of that have to do with the story in question anyway?

But nope, no racism here. The fact that you ALLCAPS some disjointed nonsense about lawn jockeys at the first sign of melanin proves that I'm the hate monger. That makes perfect sense.

(Oh, and that's the best you could come up with to mock my nym? Weeeeeeaksause.)

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Matthew Perry Going Ba... · 0 replies · +2 points

No. See, the idea is to decrease his desire to get wasted.

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Matthew Perry Going Ba... · 1 reply · +2 points

Saxby Chambliss, anyone?

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Nude Statue Of David U... · 3 replies · 0 points

I'd just like to point out for the record that ArchonPrime is certainly not a racist. Nope, not one bit. It's perfectly natural to scream about lawn jockeys and rap music unprompted when you see a black face. Not bigoted at all.

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Retired Ohio Auto Work... · 2 replies · -7 points

Actually, Hitler outlawed trade unions. But hey, whatev.

(p.s. I like your personal description. Very meta.)

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Video Catches Obama Pa... · 0 replies · -1 points

But he got him back by keying Airforce One. That'll teach Obama to give the valet a cheapskate tip.

15 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Video Catches Obama Pa... · 0 replies · +1 points

Silly Barry! Everyone knows the CIA has the good stuff.