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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Old Handsome Joe Biden... · 0 replies · +7 points

Oh hellz yeah. http://instagram.com/p/m3z66SlwW4/#

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Los Angeles Science Te... · 0 replies · +2 points

Not to mention *shrinkage*.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - If You've Got Wendy Da... · 0 replies · +5 points

You know, Wendy Davis was right here in MY TOWN last Wednesday!!!1! You know when I found out about it? Last. Fucking. Thursday! She spoke with a chosen few and one news guy was there. I can only think it was kept a big secret because I live in the middle of Rednekistan. I haz sooo much sad you guise!!!! : (
But Ben Stein's impending visit? Heard about that shit for weeks ahead of time.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Gun Fondler Larry Prat... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wingnut platform: "Hobo beans in every pot, and a bullet in every face."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Internet Yells At Midd... · 1 reply · +4 points

Can we get the internet to yell at my neighbors about throwing beer cans in my yard & their late-night booming Norteño?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin State Senato... · 0 replies · +1 points

Poor Tiffy's in a tizzy!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - What If Jennifer Rubin... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well, that put a damper on my appetite.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mississippi School Dis... · 0 replies · +2 points

Or a Goo-Goo Cluster?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - No, YOU'RE Crying Over... · 1 reply · +8 points

Easy-peasy:
1. break graham cracker in half, top with squares of chocolate bar
B. stab marshmallow with straightened coat hanger & hold over campfire until it's ablaze, blow out flames
iii. Use other half of cracker to moosh blackened marshmallow onto be-choclated half
4. Treat burns

12 years ago @ Wonkette - No, YOU'RE Crying Over... · 0 replies · +7 points

That was frickin' awesome. *hat tip*

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