GeneralLerong

GeneralLerong

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14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stop Persecuting Chris... · 0 replies · +5 points

And then exploded into shreds of shrapnel.

How does that ancient joke go - something about if brains were like trains, he missed his?

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 2 replies · +11 points

Who was it who said that government is basically a consensus on who gets to be violent and when?

I know Krugman refers to government as basically insurance and an army...

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +13 points

That thing about making new people - "new people" being fetuses, I guess, because once a new person gets born, these smug loons lose all interest.

They so conveniently forget that, in order to pass on one's genes, one's offspring must be raised to sexual maturity. Abundant evidence says same-sex couples cannot possibly be worse parents than hetero pairs. I cannot recollect ever hearing of some lesbian couple maiming, starving, beating, abusing, imprisoning, or killing their kids. Let alone keeping them racist and ignorant via Christian home schooling.

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - No, Dick Cheney, Wonke... · 0 replies · +6 points

The Banality of Evil in action, up close and personal, eh?

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - This Nice Nebraska Tea... · 1 reply · +14 points

Plus, he's in the pocket of those noble folks who want to bring us

the Keystone XL pipeline, the proposed continent-spanning death funnel that would bring the world's dirtiest fossil fuel from the environmental hellscape of northern Alberta down through the richest farmlands on the planet all the way to refineries in Texas, and thence to the world.
--Charles Pierce, of course

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cliven Bundy's Son Is ... · 2 replies · +40 points

If ATVs were as silent as golf-carts, these apes would no longer be interested in riding them. Making a noise and gasoline stink is their way of hooting, waving branches, and flinging poop.

The landscape destruction is merely a bonus.

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cliven Bundy's Son Is ... · 2 replies · +8 points

Compromise to these morons means: "Let's toss a coin! Heads I win, tails you lose."

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +16 points

All those smug Reagan voters, who resolutely refused to believe the old fart was riddled with dementia.

It really is too damned bad there is no hell or afterlife.

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +11 points

Dude, nobody does their own dusting if they can possibly help it. That's why maids were invented - or kids, if you don't have the cash for a housekeeper.

Or, in old Reaganite households, the domestic servant known as My Wife.

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 6 replies · +38 points

The growing problems and inadequacies of the welfare system, however, often had more to do with the mounting social problems of drug addiction and illegitimacy than with the budget.

Christ on a cracker, how these self-righteous old frauds love, just love, beating on single moms. Because if you have a kid and you're not married, of course it can only be because you're a drug-addicted tramp/slut/whore. One can only conclude that they viewed that as their own only other option before they plopped for a righteous life of marriage. "My wife woulda been a crack whore, too, if I hadn't rescued her with a life of righteous servitude marriage."

And who the fuck uses "illegitimate" anymore except dried up old road apples?