But they're not greedy sociopaths.
My brain's Dick Committee caused a coffee spew by imagining McConnell attempting a stentorian tone with FEE! FIE! FO! FUM!
It's so nice being able to crack yourself up.
And other things.
Just sold somethin' from the closet on eBay.
Ni-yun-tee-ni-yun dollahs, all mine, mine, mine! [minus fees and postage]
Now what do I spend it on - a Julian Assange action figure or...or...Edward Snowden action figure? or...or... [vaults into rig and roars off to liquor store]
It's what all the kool kids in Hell are wearing.
Did that tradition start with Reagan or Roy Rogers?
Nope. They'll just move "Independents" (Republicans-but-too-ashamed-to-admit-it) even farther right, because what used to be viewed as Bircher-quality-shit is now "Center."
If you can give Roger Ailes a blowjob, I guess you can sink to anything.
Especially the Catholic Church, the spiritual arm of the Spanish and Portuguese pillagers.
Now competing with the evanglical fundies, apparently.
“Ha ha, liberals are stoopid because they don’t believe our braindead conspiracy theories and instead worry about actual problems with actual information”
Adding another one to my Epigram File.