You haven't lived until you've seen the fruitbat licking its enormous 2-inch erect penis right in front of mom and 10-year-old at the Seattle Zoo's night creatures exhibit.
Mom got bonus points:
"Mom! Look at that bat! What's he doing?"
"Giving himself a bath, sweetie."
Not to mention offering your virgin daughter or favorite concubine to the rapists pounding on the door of your hut.
I'm always impressed by someone who can spell "hemorrhoid" correctly without resorting to Google.
Seems an improvement from sacrificing a virgin at midnight
Spoken like an actual human being.
Alas, in the U.S. they go to church to murder abortion doctors.
If he loses the Virginia election he's moving to Alaska to campaign for governor.
This is yet more evidence of why statistics show most murders are committed in families.
Damn straight! We get our money's worth here, alrite.