GeneralLerong

GeneralLerong

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5 hours ago @ Wonkette - New Children's Book Ex... · 3 replies · +6 points

You haven't lived until you've seen the fruitbat licking its enormous 2-inch erect penis right in front of mom and 10-year-old at the Seattle Zoo's night creatures exhibit.

Mom got bonus points:
"Mom! Look at that bat! What's he doing?"
"Giving himself a bath, sweetie."

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - New Children's Book Ex... · 1 reply · +8 points

Not to mention offering your virgin daughter or favorite concubine to the rapists pounding on the door of your hut.

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Jose Canseco Grows His... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm always impressed by someone who can spell "hemorrhoid" correctly without resorting to Google.

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Right-Wing Bigot Commi... · 0 replies · +3 points

Seems an improvement from sacrificing a virgin at midnight

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Right-Wing Bigot Commi... · 0 replies · +5 points

Spoken like an actual human being.

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Right-Wing Bigot Commi... · 0 replies · +3 points

Alas, in the U.S. they go to church to murder abortion doctors.

9 hours ago @ Wonkette - Black Republican Virgi... · 0 replies · +3 points

If he loses the Virginia election he's moving to Alaska to campaign for governor.

10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Separating Fiction Fro... · 0 replies · +14 points

This is yet more evidence of why statistics show most murders are committed in families.

11 hours ago @ Wonkette - With Big Hollywood Fem... · 0 replies · +3 points

BINGO!

23 hours ago @ Wonkette - Tornado Only The Third... · 0 replies · +3 points

Damn straight! We get our money's worth here, alrite.