The false prophets are coming out of the woodwork.

Hmmm... A Palatine Township Democratic Committeewoman... Whodda thunkit.

I feel horrible for admitting this, but I really HATE seeing all the pink crap everywhere. Pink used to mean sweet little baby girls, now it means breast cancer, Ugh! Can't I just buy some yogurt without having freakin' pink ribbons all over it! Ya, I'm going to hell for this, but I can't stand all the pink this and pink that and all the stupid tie ins like the 3 day walk. More money would go to research if you stayed home and just donated the damn money... *exhale*

Joe Walsh.

Seriously. And, running against Jesse Jackson, Jr? Isaac Hayes.

We're puttin' the band back together!

Extreme and vague... Reh?

Did Bill have a stroke?

"It's because of the way you talk!"

This is right out of the movie Idiocracy.