Extemporanus

Extemporanus

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3,913 comments posted · 94 followers · following 1

5 days ago @ Wonkville - Peak Salon · 0 replies · +3 points

To me, what's worst is that Salon misspelled "Anus" in the byline.

6 days ago @ Wonkville - Dog. · 1 reply · +4 points

Even cowgirls get the Blues...

6 days ago @ Wonkville - Dog. · 3 replies · +5 points

I broke my swear finger at Target yesterday.

What's new with you, Blue?

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Dog. · 8 replies · +8 points

♪♫ HERRRE I COME TO SAVE YOUR FAAACE! ♪♫

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Alpha dog eat dog at B... · 0 replies · +1 points

You're an amuse bouche personified, mon frère – don't ever change [your medication]!

MIssTaken is yes indeed-y a sweetie, and she's been a beaming beacon for me at each Bay Area meet-up. As for JMPesq? Meh...

(Just kidding, dude! You are also a sweetie! And tall, like me!)

I'm pretty sure that I have her number somewhere. I have my beloved yet elusive Roscoe's number, too. If we're gonna cast a net into other area codes, we might as well try to catch 'em all.

Who else?

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Alpha dog eat dog at B... · 0 replies · +1 points

Also doing dog's work: You, my friend, for forwarding those sexxxy Dranky Thang pixxx way back when.

MERCY BUCKETS!

They arrived just I as went back under the knife (laser? crowbar? definitely crowbar...), so I didn't see them for more than a month because I can only access that account from my store's CUM-POO-T8R 2000. Sorry for not remembering to thank you until now.

If you ever want to send me naked selfies in the future, feel free to tongue punch extemporanus at yahoo dot com.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Alpha dog eat dog at B... · 2 replies · +2 points

"...happy to meet up with you and Extemp afterwards, he's quite dashing."

ISWYDT

A tip o' the cane to you, good sir, for being literally dashing—from table to quip to beer to shutter—each time that I've seen you!

(We need to remember to loop One Yield Regular in on any mini-meetup that might go down – he's hood-adjacent.)

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Alpha dog eat dog at B... · 5 replies · +5 points

Please be sure to remind me next year, and I'll be waiting to pour you a reward for making it over Hayes hill!

(It's likely that I'll still be too gimped-out to run, but who knows?)

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Alpha dog eat dog at B... · 2 replies · +5 points

Shoot, if I'd known you were doing it, I would've invited you to enjoy a bloody mary, bellini, and bagel pit stop in my garage! I've lived on the route next to Alamo Square park for the past twenty years – this race was by far the tamest yet.

(Aside from the two fetching young lasses in bikinis who threw their arms around me as I was entering my building in an attempt to evade a bike cop who was trying to cite them for being hawt messes or something. It took all of my willpower not to become a willing accessory.)

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - You're telling me The ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Also, too, BUSINESS MARACAS!