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Sleigh Hits Reindeer, which Knocks Over Elf, Who Falls on a Dog
Mine would've been December 3 were I not undead.
I thought this was a cool new episode of "Blue's Cues", and that we were supposed to reply to you with an askew Juice Newton YouTube tune.
(Sleep tight, assholes!)
And I wouldn't get too attached to seeing me around: I'm just cold back door holiday commenting rogue zombie-style, and waiting for the inevitable repeat back stab and final head shot. Sadly, I assume that the same would go double for ol' Owls.