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What's new with you, Blue?
MIssTaken is yes indeed-y a sweetie, and she's been a beaming beacon for me at each Bay Area meet-up. As for JMPesq? Meh...
(Just kidding, dude! You are also a sweetie! And tall, like me!)
I'm pretty sure that I have her number somewhere. I have my beloved yet elusive Roscoe's number, too. If we're gonna cast a net into other area codes, we might as well try to catch 'em all.
They arrived just I as went back under the knife (laser? crowbar? definitely crowbar...), so I didn't see them for more than a month because I can only access that account from my store's CUM-POO-T8R 2000. Sorry for not remembering to thank you until now.
If you ever want to send me naked selfies in the future, feel free to tongue punch extemporanus at yahoo dot com.
A tip o' the cane to you, good sir, for being literally dashing—from table to quip to beer to shutter—each time that I've seen you!
(We need to remember to loop One Yield Regular in on any mini-meetup that might go down – he's hood-adjacent.)
(It's likely that I'll still be too gimped-out to run, but who knows?)
(Aside from the two fetching young lasses in bikinis who threw their arms around me as I was entering my building in an attempt to evade a bike cop who was trying to cite them for being hawt messes or something. It took all of my willpower not to become a willing accessory.)