Extemporanus

Extemporanus

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1 week ago @ Wonkette - Dumb AZ Politician Eas... · 2 replies · +5 points

"Show me on the iPad where the bad man touch.wonkette.com/wonkette/-ed you."

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Is Michele Bachmann Ta... · 1 reply · +11 points

I spontaneously misspelled "spontaneity", so...haha?

Also, Barb, I really don't respond well to being disengeniously talked down to by someone to/about whom I've had nothing but nice things to say, so I'll simply add that I sincerely hope that your day improves and that your dinner impresses, and then hit the bricks as well.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Is Michele Bachmann Ta... · 15 replies · +22 points

Ya know I adore ya, Bar, but the notification app that assists you and a couple others to always post the first or second comment seriously sucks some of the fun and sponteneity out of things.

(Sorry, but I'm having a very bad day and have obviously not taken enough pills.)

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Is Michele Bachmann Ta... · 3 replies · +21 points

Too many, or not nearly enough?

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent Offers To F... · 1 reply · +12 points

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 1 reply · +11 points

You know what else were good times, you Skittles & hearts-sharting year-old milk carton cartoon cameo of a magically mono-horny highly missed commenter, you?

(It's fucking KevoTron, you guys! Fucking KevoTron!!)

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 0 replies · +11 points

Owls puts the "HOOT!" in hooters.

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 0 replies · +31 points

If I start drinking now, I think I can make it.

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Angry Eagle Eats Ann R... · 0 replies · +5 points

NEEDZ MOAR WEEPING!!1

3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Angry Eagle Eats Ann R... · 0 replies · +4 points

Great shot, Derrick! Congrats!