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11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Boulder police: Husban... · 2 replies · +33 points

"Robert Pierce told police... that he was 'President Eishenhower's son and was going to run for sheriff for Boulder County.'"

Also, he would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Boulder Public Library... · 0 replies · +4 points

Meanwhile, there's some dude shaving in the men's bathroom, a vagrant puking in the back corner of the non-fiction section, and five stinky perverts checking out porn on the library computers.

11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Boulder Public Library... · 2 replies · +30 points

So who's going to enforce these new regulations? The Library's Barney Fife rent-a-cop can't even control the gaggle of bums who break the current rules.

11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Every Ironman has a re... · 0 replies · +3 points

Thanks for the scoop, Mike Wallace.

11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Boulder police seek va... · 1 reply · -4 points

It's not vandalism, it's a tasteful tribute to Boulder's favorite civil servant, Speaker of the House John Boehner.

11 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - CU-Boulder police: Man... · 0 replies · +1 points

Maybe you guys should just exchange numbers and finish up this mind-numbingly long conversation on the phone.

12 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Boulder\'s Pro Peloton... · 1 reply · +3 points

Yeah, I know what you mean. A few months back, I went in there just before closing time to get some 15 gauge spokes. Before I knew it, one of the employees was prancing around the store in extra tight spandex shorts and no shirt saying "I got your spoke right here, big boy!!" while pointing at his crotch. The other employee was flashing the lights on and off.

Needless to say, I took my business elsewhere.

12 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Natural gas outage in ... · 0 replies · -2 points

I called back the number on caller ID from the original call - same Xcel employee, John Smith - Badge #6969 answered, and once again confirmed that this is serious and that I need to leave all doors open and vacate the premises tonight. I was glad to hear that xcel is providing security guards for all unlocked houses in my neighborhood.

I'm over at my aunt's house for the night, where LUCKILY she has heat.

12 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Natural gas outage in ... · 0 replies · 0 points

Let me know if you find any. I'm freezing my you-know-what off over here!

12 years ago @ Daily Camera.com: - Natural gas outage in ... · 2 replies · -2 points

Believe me, it was no prank. He gave me his ID number!!

He actually just called back and told me that it is very important that I leave the doors (not windows) open through the night and that I may want to consider getting a hotel room if I can't handle the cold.

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