Great TB, El Rushbo could not put on a show without an audience like you. The advertisers who sponsor me need a group to sell their arthritis medicine, 12 karat gold coins, Shirley Temple DVDs, and LifeAlert bracelets to.

Stay Rush!

El Rushbo here. I would like to first say that Governor Palin is a heckuva good looking woman, and if I didn't already make so many of my ex-wives millionaires I would take a shot at her (so to speak).

Second, she does not speak for all of her wing-nut...er, conservative allies in broadcasting. There is much political hay to be made from this tragedy, and not all of us will be as circuitous as she when we exploit it.

Here's to Excellence in Broadcasting!

El Rushbo here ... I never thought a big-mouthed blob like me would have a chance with a beautiful woman like Ms. Jameson, but now I know she parties Rush-style.

El_Rushbo here. It is too bad the OxyContin laws are not as loosey-goosey as the drunk driving laws. I have a sore back - why should I have to buy pain-killers in a parking lot, like a common criminal?

Buy gold.

Though El Rushbo does enjoy manipul-- engaging the teabaggers, he does so for the benefit of the gold investment and denture cream industries. Any assistance rendered to my fatcat friends in the insurance racket is purely incidental.

That, my friend, is Excellence in Broadcasting.

This from the party of the "wide stance" and an Argentinian bootie call. FAIL!

Elisabeth Leamy's next tip - start eating your yard waste. Plenty of roughage, and sustainable, too.

Spend less money by spending less money. What a great idea - thanks for nothing, KOMO.

Excuse me, but I am El Rushbo, the genuine Hero of the Stupid. Look at all my stupid followers who forget how I made fun of Michael J. Fox's illness. They are glad to attack anyone who wishes I dropped dead from my drug addiction or heart issues.

El Rushbo here. Here to say healthcare works, if you have made millions selling Geritol and gold futures to American haters via radio, that is. If you aren't blessed with the unique ability to make so many feel good about their greed, selfishness, and bigotry, I have no sympathy for you.