Keep your chin up, things are going to be different once November hits, because we're going to have a new president...one that can usher in a radically different era of hope and change! The economy will be fixed and everyone will get a pony and that big, bad meaniehead Osama Bin Laden will be dead dead dead. Just remember to vote Obama in Nove... Oh wait, that's right. It's September 2009, NOT 2008.

My bad!