Donner The Doberman

Donner The Doberman

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15 years ago @ Doberman Dan - How To Make MILLIONS I... · 2 replies · +1 points

I'm the only guru you need, jerky.

No food, no walk, no poop, no service.

Ruff.

Donner The DOBERMAN
<a href="http://www.DOBERMANdan.com" target="_blank">www.DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - Cancer Sucks! · 0 replies · +1 points

A wise man once said the best way for a human to stay cancer free is to make sure his dog always has a full belly.

Don't know if it's true.

But what can it hurt?

- Donner The DOBERMAN
DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - Profitable Contacts Ev... · 0 replies · +1 points

At the very least put more Doberman and less Dan in 'em.

That's what the fans really want.

Ruff.

Donner The DOBERMAN
www.DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - My Daily Routine · 0 replies · +1 points

Now that's one sharp looking dog.

Too bad you wasted so much of the video on your computer.

Such a waste of my talent.

I'm depressed now.

Give me something to eat.

Donner the DOBERMAN
www.DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - How I Got The Name Dob... · 2 replies · +1 points

Time to celebrate my big video debut, stud.

Shake the leash and let's go for a refreshing poop on the neighbor's freshly cut lawn.

Ruff.

Donner The DOBERMAN
www.DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - How To Make The BIG Bu... · 0 replies · +1 points

Loyd it just depends on the timing. If Dan wisely plans around my bladder and poop schedule, and WISELY gives me a bone or two during the call then all will be well and I'll be quiet. Otherwise you'll hear me alright and it won't be pretty.

Donner The DOBERMAN
DOBERMANdan.com

16 years ago @ Doberman Dan - Gary Halbert Method Fo... · 2 replies · +1 points

Loyd and anyone else who wants to know:

I would never bite a guru.

Even I have my standards on what I'll bite.

-Donner The Doberman

P.S. I am trademarking my name and want a dog cookie for every time one of you mutts so much as mentions it.