Um, "anal probe" reference? Too subtle?

Welcome to Roswell: Colonoscopy Capital of the World!

BTW - Typo in Alt-Text: "by a monter".

I don't use an RSS feed. I created an html page with all the links to the comics I read sorted by update schedule with the syndicated ones separated out at the bottom.

I'm probably an outlier in your readership.

I rarely get to movie theatres. Being rather isolated here, I don't get to many movies. I also avoid them for the sound volume. I still have all my hearing and I'd like to keep it that way. I have no idea if anyone is talking on the phone, because I COULDN'T HEAR THEM if my life depended on it. I now wear high-end ear plugs to the movies.

Now that I've also bought 2-D glasses, I might be able to go more often without the headaches.

I've found that only works if there is one teen (sometimes two). Any large group of teens forms a group mind and no verbal request will even penetrate the teen-sphere.

Grapevine Mills, for one. Over 18 unless accompanied. In-seat service.
http://www.amctheatres.com/movie-theatres/amc-gra...

D'oh!

Oh?

Rogers is the owner of Yahoo and half the cable/internet services. Think Comcast but with AT&T's service.
Shaw is a Rogers wannabe. Think Cablevision but with Comcast's service.

A Honda Civic is a Volkswagen Jetta with a Japanese accent.

Oops, your from Texas. A Honda Civic is a metric Toyota Corolla.

And I'm getting some MMO called Tera, probably because I'm constantly doing WoW searches.

He knew how to exercise his franchise, if you know what I mean. He was a liberator or men. He could three score an nine with four score and seven.

And just in case someone hasn't seen the video proof http://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE (NSFSomeW).