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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Smart TV Is Proba... · 1 reply · +4 points

Yeah the "third party" in question is probably a contracted provider that runs the voice recognition software for samsung in whatever region you're watching TV in. Its unlikely any meat humans ever hear any of that stuff, barring something nefarious.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida School Board M... · 0 replies · +2 points

The secret is that the customer ALWAYS loses their safety deposit.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Parties Are For Boys, ... · 1 reply · +11 points

As a man I won't apologize for this idiocy (especially since I never fell into the idiotic greek trap myself), but I think a _part_ of the problem is that men get stupider in large groups. Then you add alcohol and a newfound lack of direct authority, and things get even worse. I have nothing but sympathy for the poor sorority girls who are then added to that environment with a bunch of peer pressure from other sisters to smile and conform no matter what happens.

So yeah, maybe the solution is to either allow parties to be hosted by sororities or to ban them in-house all together, and require they be held at alternate venues with 3rd party security paid for by all participating organizations, so their only motivation will be to keep everyone safe.

That and, of course, men should probably stop all the drugging and raping. Its particularly disturbing to those of us who are mostly turned on by intelligence in a lady (in addition to the usual physical attractions), rather than how we can put her into an altered/asleep state and do whatever we want with her.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Judge Rules Same-Sex C... · 1 reply · +19 points

Don't forget slaves, the biblical kind of course not the dirty american kind.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Orange County High Sch... · 0 replies · +7 points

I know _generally_ it hasn't worked out super well when a nation decides that a group of people is undesirable and forcibly removes them to isolated camps....but doesn't this seem like the perfect group of people to try it again with?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Rememb... · 0 replies · +10 points

The one constant is that in every version Dick Cheney relentlessly seeks the Anti-Life Equation.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Feisty Liberal Obama P... · 5 replies · +8 points

I consider myself a man of few prejudices, but I've definitely never trusted the Belgians.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - AZ Mandates High Schoo... · 0 replies · +6 points

Wait, is part of the bill going to tie their voter rights to whether or not they graduate high school? While I generally support such draconian and elitist measures to keep dumb and lazy people down, I'm pretty sure the people who fail this test and therefore high school will still be allowed to vote for whoever the NRA tells them to vote for in subsequent elections.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Will Le... · 1 reply · +5 points

It is difficult to truly describe the horror that is Branson to those fortunate enough to have never been there.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sportsball Year In Rev... · 0 replies · +2 points

You mentioned PFTCommenter but not the blog of his origin, kissingsuzykolber.com

They're not perfect but their humor (particularly the commenters) is on a level with wonkette's best stuff.

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