I don't understand why I find these so funny.

Ya da da da da da da da
Ya da da da da da da da
Do da duv va de da da da
Do da duv va de da da da
Ka-boom Ka-boom

You cannot beat me
You're lagging out
I love this doctor
Get on the point
You are so small
Do not push on
You are not never never never touch my gun

Run home to momma
We must stop little cart
Who send all these babies to fight?
How could this happen
Oh this is sad day
Do I smell soiled diapers?

I think
Is baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
Pick on someone your own tiny baby size

Baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
I am amused by entire itty bitty team

Uh-oh I think someone soiled diaper
You, stupid, come stand on point
Ah, no Cart is not moving
Fear me cowards
More rubble less trouble
Everybody look at me
Very good da very good very very good
Yes, I am credit to team

I am bullet proof!

Baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
What sick man sends babies to fight

Baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
I am going to kill you and kill you and kill you

Foo' Hey get on the cap guys
That aint the right way guys
How's the weather over there dumbass
Get to the freaking point
Push
What is your major malfunction?
Diagnoses you suck
I cannot believe this
Play ball Major league
Woo- I dare you rage quit
Come on make us both happy
Wicked
This is a real freaking embarrassment
Freaking unbelievable
What the hell is your guys’ problem?
What the hell was that crap
Boo I just got freaking dominated nublet
Alright let’s do this

Baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
Go go go! Push! Come on!

Baby baby baby oh
Is baby baby baby no
Is baby baby baby oh
We lose but they do not win?

(Ohh Da da Ohh da da)
Which one of you is crying?
Too many little men on this team
Keep crying
Cry some more!